Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh
can i stay at your place? no hobo
Welcome to America where everyone is equal except everyone
'you shouldn't eat that it's too fattening/full of calories'
*proceeds to eat both food and person*
being against gay marriage does in fact 100% make you homophobic sorry